So there I was in women’s shoes sitting down in one of two chairs chatting it up with an elderly man who was waiting for his wife. Neither of us had cell phones and we didn’t know where I wives were. Regardless it was a great time getting to know a stranger I’ll never see again.

While I was talking to this man these two women walked right by us and caught a piece of their conversation, which I remembered to the best of my ability. I didn’t have my notebook.

Women 1: “Let’s go over to women’s shoes to see what’s on sale.”

Women 2: “You know what you need to do is trash half your wardrobe.”

I’m sure there was more to the story as there often is, but I chuckled to myself internally as they walked by.