“You know me, I’m all teeth and nails—aggressive.” -FW

Submitted by a teacher friend of mine from a student in his class (Names changed for legal reasons).

Seeing that I’m headed out briefly for my lunch break, Natasha dangles a watch from her fingers and asks, “Hey Mr. Murray. While you’re out can you go run pawn my watch and buy a BigMac?”

Designer #1: “Did you ever get that Transformers MP3 Player you were telling me about? “

Designer #2: “Yeah, I got it.”

Designer #1: “Well why didn’t you bring it in?”

Designer #2: “Well, it wasn’t nearly as cool as I was expeting it to be.”

Designer #1: “I find that hard to believe.”

“Spring in the west is more fun than spring in the east.” -Faith, talking about J. Crew’s latest catalog.

“Be wary of the teeth.” -Carmen

“Hollywood’s a heartbreak waiting to happen.” -Billy Ray Cyrus quoted by his daughter Miley Cyrus a.k.a. Hannah Montana